Mandy - The Green Slime breaks her silence

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And we thought Draper was bad.

The monstrous regiment of spare ribbers has taken over at Labour List, where we're overjoyed to report that Leila Deen has taken up an invitation to put her side of the green slime story. Read more...

Little to be gained, really, by examining the meat of the piece, which can best be described as a few paragraphs of envious spartist sloganising with a dash of Militant Gay Whales Against Trident lesbianism for that extra bitter flavour.

There is one thing, however, on which we feel we cannot stand idly by.

Leila describes herself variously as....

....dare I say attractive....

and....

....a smartly dressed woman....

Sorry, love, you may well dare say it, but in actual fact you've got a face only a mother could love and the dress sense of a five-day-old greengrocer's display.

The Bring Back Derek campaign starts here.