Mandy - The Green Slime breaks her silence

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And we thought Draper was bad.

The monstrous regiment of spare ribbers has taken over at Labour List, where we're overjoyed to report that Leila Deen has taken up an invitation to put her side of the green slime story. Read more...

Little to be gained, really, by examining the meat of the piece, which can best be described as a few paragraphs of envious spartist sloganising with a dash of Militant Gay Whales Against Trident lesbianism for that extra bitter flavour.

There is one thing, however, on which we feel we cannot stand idly by.

Leila describes herself variously as....

....dare I say attractive....

and....

....a smartly dressed woman....

Sorry, love, you may well dare say it, but in actual fact you've got a face only a mother could love and the dress sense of a five-day-old greengrocer's display.

The Bring Back Derek campaign starts here.

Mandy and the Attack of the Green Slime

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Pretty dim witted stuff really. In the unlikely event that this woman is any kind of success in her life she won’t recall this incident with any pride. If she doesn't amount to anything, well that just goes to show what sort of witless twonk goes around egging ministers. Read more...

Loathsome individual though he is, we’d have applauded Mandy if he’d given the daft bint a gay slap.

Though we would not, of course, have “stood behind” him or “backed him to the hilt”, as we're sure you’ll appreciate.