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Man, that was stitched up with indecent haste!

Everyone's favourite text pest peer is free to bother us again. Read more...

Sets an intriguing precedent for anyone who wants to twitter or send emails while hurtling up the M1, strapped into a 2½ ton projectile, don't you think?

Our principal concern, however is for the state of the Noble Lord's health, to which end, we respectfully draw your attention to the sectioning option we proposed a couple of weeks ago.

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Curious Snippets, among a host of others, returns to the Geert Wilders controversy following Lord Ahmed of Rotherham's motorway texting death crash trial. Read more...

Tush and fie, gentlemen! This man does not deserve our opprobrium. He deserves our pity. He is clearly in dire need of immediate clinical intervention.

He is after all the man who, in condemning Salman Rushdie's knighthood, compared the writer to a holocaust denier, and in the very same breath, without a trace of irony, referred to the "alleged Armenian genocide".

The evidence....



The possibility should at least be examined that long-term committal to a home for the bewildered would keep him off our roads, and our television screens, for considerably longer than a 12 week sentence for causing death by reckless driving.